approvinqly:

food tastes better when you took it from someone

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

sickbrat:

i was too kinky for that boy anyway

jlmmyneutron:

i have a love/hate relationship with boys. i love them. they hate me

I really have fun with you at like an amusement park but I also want to have rough sex all day
Anonymous

ugly:

we can do both at the same time, we’ll fuck on the Ferris wheel

This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

luc-ienn:

thatonenarga:

toastradamus:

gayspicy:

unamusedsloth:

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And here he is before his haircut.

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Stop Him

too strong

He is evolving…

Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk

crash-has-twinkletoes:
“ foodchewer:
“ i don’t think she can change her mind
”
she said yes but her finger said no
”
shoulderblades:
“ Garlic Junior
”

moraniarty:

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf